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The Curse of Monkey Island - Mega-Monkey

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Part I

Talk with Wally and tell him that he's a failure as a pirate. Pick up the pirate hook. Use cannon to blast the skeletons. Pick up ramrod from the wall. Use ramrod with the hook. Walk to the window. Use ramrod-with-hook on the debris. Go inside. Use the cutlass with the cannon restrain rope. Use the cannon to get into LeChuck's fabulous treasure room. Pick up the bag and the diamond ring behind it. Use it on the porthole.

Part II

Get the glowing ember on the beach. Walk to the swamp. Walk to the ship. Get the paste and the pin from the paper voodoo doll. Use a wooden nickel in the gum machine to get a pack of gum. Pull the tongue of the alligator. You will talk with the voodoo lady. Now go to the town. Enter the door on the left by the fountain. Look at the coat. Pick up dandruff. Get the glove from the pocket and take the wand and use it on the hat to get a ventriloquism book from it. Go to the scene. Talk with Slappy Cromwell and a spokesmodel. Go to the Barbery Coast. Talk with Captain Rottingham, Cutthroat Bill and Edward "Snugglecakes" Van Helgen. Hit Cutthroat Bill twice to get the jaw-breaker. Use the lice on the comb when Haggis puts it down to read in the book. Sit on the chair and use the handle once. Take the stone. Haggis will run away to find a new one. Use the handle several times, and when you're close enough, get the scissors. Go to area between the lemonade stand and the Blondebeard's chicken shop. Use the scissors on the flower and then on the bush. Go through it. A snake will eat you. Inside the snake, take the things lying at your right foot. Use the flower with the maple syrup and use the final product with snake's head. You're now trapped in a quick-sand. Take the reed and the thorn. Use the balloon with the stone. Puff at the balloon. Use the thorn in the hollow reed and use it on the balloon. Now go to Blondebeard's chicken shop. Get a biscuit. Eat it. Push the customer. Get the knife. Use the maggots with the chicken and pick up a membership card. Take the pie pan and the biscuit cutter. Give the jaw-breaker and afterwards a chewing gum to Blondebeard. Pop the bubble with the voodoo pin. Pick up gold tooth. Inhale some helium from the balloon. Chew some gum. Blow the tooth in the bubblegum. Walk outside. Use the pie pan with the mud puddle. Go to the Barbery Coast. Slap Snugglecakes with the glove. At the field of honor where you must select a weapon, close the box lid and choose the banjo case. Now you must play the same ending-strings on the banjo as he does. This will make him start a raving solo and when he's doing this, get a gun and shoot at him. Back to Barbery Coast. Give golden tooth to Cutthroat Bill. Go back to the field of honor. Use the biscuit cutter on rubber tree. Go onto the hill and saw in the barrel of rum with the bread knife. Use the glowing ember with the trail of rum. Go back to Barbery Coast. Talk with Haggis and challenge him. When you'll win, you have a crew. Go to the cabaña and give the membership card to the cabaña boy. Take the three towels and make them wet using ice bucket. Use first towel on the cabaña boy. Pick up one more towel and make it wet. Take the cooking oil. Walk to the beach. Walk to sunbather (use three wet towels to pass the hot sand). Get the mug. Walk to the town and go to lemonade stand. Switch the mugs and buy some lemonade. When the boy's gone, get the pitcher. Use it with the barrels of dye on the right. Go back to the beach. Give the bottomless mug to the sunbather. Pour him some dye from the pitcher. Use the cooking oil on the map on his back and peel it off. Head for Danjer Cove. Use the paste on the rubber plug and stick it into the hole in the rowboat. Use the rowboat to row to the ship. Use the bread knife on the plank and enter the ship. Try to do something - you will be surrounded by monkeys which will dip you in the tar and feathers. Go to Blondebeard's chicken shop afterwards. Use the book of ventriloquism with LeChimp. Pick up the ventriloquism. Open the porthole to get out. Go to theatre and upstairs. Now you must follow the directions from the map you just got. Use the lever and punch the buttons according to the directions. Downstairs use the chicken grease on the cannonballs in the chest. Go to the stage and use shovel to dig up Elaine.

Part III

Captain Rottingham will board your ship and steal the map of Blood Island. To get it back, you must stop the ship and when you're boarded, use insults as swordfighting method. After winning the battle, sail to the port and buy better cannons. When you'll beat the really fearsome pirates, attack Captain Rottingham.

Pirates:

  • Insult: Every enemy I've met I've annihilated!
    Answer: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
  • Insult: You're as repulsive as a monkey in a negligee.
    Answer: I look THAT much like your fiancée
  • Insult: Would you like to be buried or cremated?
    Answer: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
  • Insult: Heaven preserve me! You look like something that's died!
    Answer: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
  • Insult: I'll skewer you, like a sow at a buffet.
    Answer: When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!
  • Insult: Killing you would be justifiable homicide.
    Answer: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
  • Insult: En garde! Touch?!
    Answer: Oh, that is so clich?!
  • Insult: Throughout the Caribbean my great deeds are celebrated!
    Answer: Too bad they're all fabricated.
  • Insult: When your father first saw you, he must have been mortified.
    Answer: At least mine can be identified.
  • Insult: You can't match my witty repartee.
    Answer: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
  • Insult: I can't rest until you've been exterminated!
    Answer: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
  • Insult: You're the ugliest monster ever created.
    Answer: If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
  • Insult: I'll leave you devastated, mutilated and perforated.
    Answer: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!
  • Insult: Coming face to face with me must leave you petrified.
    Answer: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!
  • Insult: I'll hound you night and day!
    Answer: Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!

Captain Rottingham:

  • Insult: Your stench would make an outhouse cleaner irritated!
    Answer: Then perhaps you should switch to decaffeinated.
  • Insult: When I'm done, your body will be rotted and putrefied!
    Answer: Then killing you must be justifiable fungicide.
  • Insult: Your lips look as they belong on the catch of the day!
    Answer: When I'm done with YOU, you'll be a boneless fillet!
  • Insult: You're a disgrace to your species, you're so undignified!
    Answer: At least mine can be identified.
  • Insult: Your looks would make pigs nauseated.
    Answer: If you don't count all the ones you've dated.
  • Insult: My attacks have left entire islands depopulated!
    Answer: With your breath, I'm sure they all suffocated.
  • Insult: You have the sex appeal of a Shar-Pei.
    Answer: I look THAT much like your fiancée
  • Insult: My skills with a sword are highly venerated.
    Answer: Too bad they're all fabricated.
  • Insult: You'll find I'm dogged and relentless to my prey!
    Answer: Then be a good dog. Sit! Stay!
  • Insult: can't tell which of my traits has you the most intimidated.
    Answer: Your odor alone makes me aggravated, agitated, and infuriated!
  • Insult: I give you a choice. You can be gutted, or decapitated!
    Answer: With you around, I'd prefer to be fumigated.
  • Insult: Nothing can stop me from blowing you away!
    Answer: I could, if you would use some breath spray.
  • Insult: I have never lost a mêlée!
    Answer: You would have, but you were always running away.
  • Insult: Never before have I faced someone so sissified.
    Answer: Is that your face? I thought it was your backside!
  • Insult: Nothing on this earth can save your sorry hide!
    Answer: The only way you'll be preserved is in formaldehyde.
  • Insult: Your mother wears a toupee!
    Answer: Oh, that is so clich?!

Part IV

Pick up the bottle from the sand. Go to the map of Blood Island. Walk to cemetery. Walk left. Give the half-eaten maggoty biscuit to the dog and take some hair from it. Get the mallet and chisel from the carved gravestone. Go to the hotel on the hill. Walk inside. Talk to the sooth sayer. She will turn five death cards which you must pick up. Go to the room in the back. Pick up the magnet from the refrigerator. Use the chisel on the cheese. Leave and get the cushion from the bar stool on the left. Get the recipe book and read it. Leave the hotel and go to the beach. Use cushion on the hard rock. Use the mallet on the tree. Go to the windmill. Get some pepper from the pepper-bushes. Go to the hotel. Give the pepper, the egg and the dog hair to the bartender. Ask him for a drink. When you got it, pop the bottle with hang over cure open with the chisel. Pour it into your drink and drink it. Use the chisel with the coffin. Then use the chisel with the coffin in the center of the crypt. Take the nails from the coffin you just got out of. Go somewhere else than the cemetery and return to the crypt. Give the golden tooth to Stan and buy insurance policy. Go to hotel. Walk upstairs. Go through the first door. Use the mallet on the nail. Walk outside in the corridor and get the nail. Get the painting ad use the scissors on it. Use the outside of it on the first door and go into the first room again. Look out of the porthole. Leave the room. Open the other door with the business card from Stan. Enter and get bed down and nail it down with the pins you've collected. Pick up the book. Walk to the bar. Talk with the bartender and convince him you're a Goodsoup. Get the mirror and the jar and place the face from the painting in the mirror frame. Go to strange lights on the map. Get the tofu and walk to the vulcano. Talk with Lemonhead and use the tofu mask. When you're at the volcano with the others, use the cheese in the vulcano. It will erupt. Walk to the windmill. Use the umbrella on the wings. Use the jar with the barrel to get some water. Go to the beach. Talk with Haggis. He'll need some tar before he can give you the lotion. Go to the hotel. Use the cheese in the pot. Pick up the pot. Get the lotion and go to the clearing. You'll fine Elaine there. Use the lubricant on Elaine's finger and get the ring. Use the jar with the water from the windmill on the stump and put the lid on it. Use the chisel on the jar to prevent the bugs from suffocating. Go to the lighthouse. Use the lantern where it's supposed to be and the mirror with mirror. Go to the bar. Use the hangover cure with a drink you order. Drink it. You will die. Talk to the ghost and go left. Get the crowbar and move to the crack and get Murray. Try looking into the crack. Use the paste on the skeleton arm and look in the crack. Use the skeleton arm with the lantern. Place the lantern on the coffin and use Murray on it to scare the gravedigger so he will let you out. Go to the hotel. Get into the back room. Get the death certificate. Walk to the room with the bed. Use the crowbar with the boarded hole and then on the bed. Get the ring. Go to Stan's and give him the insurance policy. Go to the beach. Talk with ferryman. To make a compass for him, use the magnet on the voodoo pin and put in the cork. Put the cork with the pin into the mug. Give the compass to ferryman. Now you'll sail to Skull Island. Get the winch operator to haul you down and while falling, use the umbrella. When you play poker you must use the tarot cards with your weak hand. Guybrush will escape with the diamond. Back on Blood Island, use the diamond with the ring and put it onto Elaine's finger.

Part V

Talk to LeChuck. When he lefts, walk out of the trolley by opening the door. Talk to Dinghy dog and make him guess your age. Pick up the anchor. Use the shaving foam on the pie and put the anchor in it. Make the rat fire the cannon, open the gate and look through the hole. Push Dinghy dog until he bites you. Go right and get the pepper. Ask for a snow cone and use the pepper, the dog hair and meringue on the cone. Eat it.

Part VI

You are on the never-ending rollercoaster. At the first stop, get the fallen rope. At the second stop, get the keg o' rum. At third stop, get the lantern oil by opening it and blowing the light (get the lantern oil now). At the last stop, use keg o' rum with the arm of the snow-gorilla. Use the lantern oil with the rope and use it on the keg o' rum. Walk down and wait for LeChuck to show up. Use the pepper on him. You have finished The Curse of Monkey Island.